Le Pain D’Amour

Video by Alin
Written by Alin
Performed by the Mockingbird

Le Pain D’Amour as written:

Le pain d’amour
… …
Love pain
is an analyte
with an unknown

after testing it
on voluntary and involuntary
conscious and unconscious
sick and healthy
real subjects
(some of which have sadly been eliminated )
developed a unique method
to precisely identify that unknown

Simple and Intuitive
Poetic and Soul Retrieving
Integrates a volumetric technique
Comes in with a manual
and reads like a song!:
a unique 5 step program
take it or leave it

1.Dilute first
using teardrops
drip drip
2.Titrate then with
daily small doses of halo
-emotionally chromatic-
an etheric
flees (like a bird)
so the eye sees
the color
of phlegmatic

3.Yes! That’s it! That’s it!
(you should shout like that)

because it has an important function
of adding a spirit :
an excited state of matter
bearing a thrill of a child
is essential
especially in this healing program

4.At the same time (while shouting)
you should jump and catch it of course

This adds the curve of action to the program
and punctuate it
this is also the arrival of an end point

5.Place then your Analyte in an Alembic
Allow some acidic from the mourner
to receive love/ness’ basic
(this acidic is often dangerously pathogenic
so be very precise with the amount per time)

This shall cancel out and almost equate
(in ideal conditions equally) to a
Swain’s Long Wished Twain of a Mystic Grain

So that’s it – that’s the manual! 🙂

You can even brand and sell it as ‘l’amour du pain’ !
and earn your bread with it 🙂 isn’t it nice?

Moreover it hurts no one and you gotta start
from somewhere practical right?

Afterall you are the weary survivor
of an invisible battle inside from which
some die to die some die to be born again

Yeah its your choice
Yeah even that
yeah huh so wow try and you will see
it’s no rocket science really
can be distilled on site easily.

The Exterminator

Written , video, performed by Alin Diraduryan
Drawings by Thomas Amons

The Exterminator Subs

I think i don’t need to feel guilty that I killed that bloodsucker at the bathroom
Do I ? … MMM but I still do

and I warned it since last night
Kept it there
Showed  the way to the ventilation –
It didn’t go

then I thought maybe that’s not a good exit for flying creatures
Maybe there are spiders waiting and it knows

I did not want it to be trapped so
I left the door open and made an effort
to shut the door of my bedroom

in case you know

because I normally keep the doors open
Didn’t analyze why yet but not so fond of shutting doors –

I also left the balcony door open
one whole day

after that I did the cleaning of the bathroom
even sprayed some odor afterwards

it is not my favorite you know
fake odors

but anyway

just to scare it away
in case it hasn’t gone yet

and I also told her to go away
once silently
once singingly

I cannot imagine after all
the message does not go through

and guess what

after all that effort

it was still there


waiting and buzzing like they  always do


so I attempted to flush it away

I missed first but it has slowed down already somehow
second it was gone and  done

what am I supposed to think about this
that maybe it wanted to die?
and that it wanted me to kill it?

for whatever way

I still feel sad now
replacing the buzzing to inner sobs
sob sob
sob sob

two hours later in the bathroom
damn no damn
still here
you should know what you wish for
you should know what you sob for

one day later in the kitchen
as you found your way out now
I will neatly place you in a jar
let’s see if there is a cardboard
I don’t dare really touching your leg

and off the balcony
go now
and blessed be


Auntie and the Cavemen

Beware Hooray
the Cavemen are comin
jumpin up and don knock-kneed
sweepin the hill with their new harvested beard

Howdy chicky chicken leg
What’s goozin under your sweaty shirt
lookin like ma granpa
with ur baby cream breath
or is it maybe somethin else luscious
spring of intermittent discharge
making rainbows duplicate

yep gimme two too
when u come to me
oh when u come to me

cause I am a matured
lovin n sexy is my blanched bird nest
neatly crowned above my head
I shall unbind it for
adorable is your lady color short pants
I bet holographic daisies growin
along the tri-d charm
of your undies
if any yeah if any

Beware Oh the cavemen
Run flat out nou
cause I shall feed you
to my auntie’s aging dreams
with the buncha hair on ur face
u look lika somethin
a man before her famine

Beware Oh the cavemen
Autie is comin